Debt Management Services

Debt Management Services - How To Pick One.

Debt Management Services - The Chick Needed 'Em.

Dig it - the broad had a problem. Creditors calling her up, asking for their dough when she didn't have it. What could a hot spicy burrito number like Gwen Perez do? She turns to me, Johnny Debt. She rings me up as I'm shaking a banker down, telling him he needs to lay off my man Billy. That's the sort of debt services I offer. I pick up the cell, see her digits and greet her like I always did.

"Gwen. Do. Lynn. What's shaking, babycakes?"

"Johnny, I need your debt relief services. I got Visa and Ford and Neiman Marcus and MasterCard and-"

"Hold on, Johnny does small-time work in the field of debt management services. I can take care of a couple of grand, but it sounds like you have yourself a whole bucket of screaming debt monkeys there, sugarpop."

"What can I do, Johnny? I got to get rid of them or they'll drive me mad. I keep seeing these companies, they advertise that they have debt management services, but I dunno..."

"Here's the deal, sister. If you don't want to sign up for debt consolidation services or the like and want to manage your debt repayment yourself, these debt management services companies can do the right thing by you. They can negotiate with the creditors for you, getting the total amount you have to pay in interest and even your principal down a bit. The thing is, though, that with debt management services , you still have the onus of responsibility and if you don't pay those debts off tout suite, you can get bitten in your beautiful bronze tucchus."

"Johnny, you so fresh. Tell me more about debt management tonight? Over dinner? You know the place?"

"I know the place. I'll bring my thick...binder full of debt management services information so we'll have some after...dinner conversation."

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